first golf of the season

I only played six holes, but on my first hole tonight, I actually swung a natural 9, rather than just take the 9 because that's the max we're counting per hole. My drive off the first tee was impressive... About 150 yards with my 5 iron. I had some decent contact with the ball, too. [...]

grapes

This is a Karl Boeettcher joke if I ever heard one... This duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender again says no, and the duck [...]